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I Could Never Be Famous

calicalman:

I mean, I have way too many nude pics. There’d be a leak every 3 days.

Oh, I know. But, we’re smart about hiding or deleting shit. calicalman
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(Source: emotional-leprosy, via calicalman)

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calicalman:

tina-knowles:

bile0:

… get this away from me

i went in ya page ya baby is ugly as shit
i went in ya page ya baby is ugly as shit
i went in ya page ya baby is ugly as shit
i went in ya page ya baby is ugly as shit
i went in ya page ya baby is ugly as shit


& that’s why they call him Killa Cam

calicalman:

tina-knowles:

bile0:

… get this away from me

i went in ya page ya baby is ugly as shit

i went in ya page ya baby is ugly as shit

i went in ya page ya baby is ugly as shit

i went in ya page ya baby is ugly as shit

i went in ya page ya baby is ugly as shit

& that’s why they call him Killa Cam

(Source: texasmothafuckathatswhereistay)

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Your parents’ expectations of school

exaggeration-of-imagination:

They expect you to be walking to school like:

but in reality you’re like:

they expect you to be in class like:

but in reality you’re like:

they expect you before an exam to be all like:

but in reality you’re like:

they expect to react to your exam mark like:

but in reality they’ll be like:

(Source: turmanblack, via calicalman)

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"Don't take a nude pic if you're a famous woman and don't want it leaked."

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

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The struggle of being a female.

After months of trying to find a pair khakis, I found the perfect ones at Goodwill two days ago. Well, I started my period today and thought “Oh, it’ll be okay. It shouldn’t that busy at work.” Wrong. After trying to check in two bitchy men that were constantly complaining about discounts and shit for over twenty minutes, I accidentally bled on myself. One guy kept whining while the other guy wanted me to show him what the rooms looked like. Finally, after checking one of the guys into a room, a tear came down my face after one yelled at me “Stop calling me sir.” I responded, “It’s my job to be polite.” So respect even bothers you? Then the second guy tried to be nice afterwards. Fuck, you can’t please everyone. 

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Spartan High for sale now.

Spartan High for sale now.

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elsarendelle:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS

elsarendelle:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS

(Source: vausexual, via death-by-lulz)

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biiigpoppa:

amerikkkanpie:

Square the fuck up

Orale puto

biiigpoppa:

amerikkkanpie:

Square the fuck up

Orale puto

(Source: omg-humor, via calicalman)

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simx-art:

Too Thick | Rule 34

simx-art:

Too Thick | Rule 34

(via dofer49)

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