After months of trying to find a pair khakis, I found the perfect ones at Goodwill two days ago. Well, I started my period today and thought “Oh, it’ll be okay. It shouldn’t that busy at work.” Wrong. After trying to check in two bitchy men that were constantly complaining about discounts and shit for over twenty minutes, I accidentally bled on myself. One guy kept whining while the other guy wanted me to show him what the rooms looked like. Finally, after checking one of the guys into a room, a tear came down my face after one yelled at me “Stop calling me sir.” I responded, “It’s my job to be polite.” So respect even bothers you? Then the second guy tried to be nice afterwards. Fuck, you can’t please everyone.
when i meet up with my friends i tell them im already on my way when im actually still choosing what clothes to wear
This is the best pun to ever have existed and this man has been preparing for this his whole life.